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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://blogs.mercola.com/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Life is Short -- A Tribute to George Carlin</title><link>http://blogs.mercola.com/sites/vitalvotes/archive/2008/07/15/Life-is-Short--A-Tribute-to-George-Carlin.aspx</link><description>This piece (which is usually, and incorrectly, attributed to late George Carlin ), was probably created by comedian Larry Miller. But whoever it was who originally wrote down his views on aging, they're both hilarious and astute: Do you realize that the</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2008.5 SP1 (Build: 31106.3070)</generator><item><title>re: Life is Short -- A Tribute to George Carlin</title><link>http://blogs.mercola.com/sites/vitalvotes/archive/2008/07/15/Life-is-Short--A-Tribute-to-George-Carlin.aspx#127716</link><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:52:27 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">24451277-a5aa-4add-96dc-64081bfd86fa:127716</guid><dc:creator>Islander</dc:creator><description>Go ahead and give me more negatives if you continue to feel that I'm wrong...but I think it's a huge embarrassment to give a &lt;strong&gt;tribute&lt;/strong&gt; to one of the greatest entertainers of all time, one who so expertly skewered our public and private hypocrisies...who forced us to look uncomfortably hard at who we really were, yet did it in a way that was kind and well-intentioned... and in this &lt;strong&gt;tribute&lt;/strong&gt;, attribute to him, someone else's words. Does no one else find this a major &lt;em&gt;faux pas&lt;/em&gt;?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://blogs.mercola.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=127716" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Life is Short -- A Tribute to George Carlin</title><link>http://blogs.mercola.com/sites/vitalvotes/archive/2008/07/15/Life-is-Short--A-Tribute-to-George-Carlin.aspx#127711</link><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 23:57:28 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">24451277-a5aa-4add-96dc-64081bfd86fa:127711</guid><dc:creator>Katie B</dc:creator><description>This may be the only work Carlin every did without being blasphemous or just downright vulgar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://blogs.mercola.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=127711" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Life is Short -- A Tribute to George Carlin</title><link>http://blogs.mercola.com/sites/vitalvotes/archive/2008/07/15/Life-is-Short--A-Tribute-to-George-Carlin.aspx#127705</link><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:47:34 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">24451277-a5aa-4add-96dc-64081bfd86fa:127705</guid><dc:creator>BeeGirl</dc:creator><description>Life may be short, but now that I'm closer to 50 than 40, I have to say it only gets better. I wouldn't want to be 30 again. Any 70-year-old perspectives out there?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://blogs.mercola.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=127705" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Life is Short -- A Tribute to George Carlin</title><link>http://blogs.mercola.com/sites/vitalvotes/archive/2008/07/15/Life-is-Short--A-Tribute-to-George-Carlin.aspx#127704</link><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:15:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">24451277-a5aa-4add-96dc-64081bfd86fa:127704</guid><dc:creator>freeseb</dc:creator><description>i dont agree on learning will make you live to 100; if you study people who lived to be over 100 chances are they have not learned much of anything in the last few decades; most of them have been doing the same kind of work for most of there life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://blogs.mercola.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=127704" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: Life is Short -- A Tribute to George Carlin</title><link>http://blogs.mercola.com/sites/vitalvotes/archive/2008/07/15/Life-is-Short--A-Tribute-to-George-Carlin.aspx#127696</link><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:47:11 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">24451277-a5aa-4add-96dc-64081bfd86fa:127696</guid><dc:creator>Reesacat</dc:creator><description>According to Snopes this is not George Carlin-it has been attributed to Larry Miller.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;George Carlin even posted on his website prior to his death to not believe most of the stuff on the Internet attributed to him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The full article is here:&lt;a target=_new rel=nofollow  href="http://www.snopes.com/glurge/aging.asp"&gt;http://www.snopes.com/glurge/aging.asp&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anytime I get something like this in my inbox, I check Snopes.&lt;br /&gt;They are good about Internet rumors, bad on drugs and food (artificial sweeteners are safe, yadda yadda yadda...)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://blogs.mercola.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=127696" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>