Death Rate Still 100% Worldwide

Despite efforts by doctors, rescue workers and other medical professionals worldwide, the global death rate remains constant at 100 percent. This metabolic affliction causes total shutdown of all life functions and represents humanity’s number one health concern. Plus, death:

  • Is responsible for 100 percent of all recorded fatalities worldwide
  • Has no cure
  • Affects both the dead and the non-dead

As this tongue-in-cheek article in The Onion so gracefully points out, even with the best lifestyle and access to health care in the world, none of us are going to leave this planet alive. Still, you can extend your life as much as possible, and live it with the greatest vigor, by following some basic principles of good health.

The Onion