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Decrease Your Likelihood of Being Hit by a Meteor

Posted By Dr. Mercola | May 02 2008 | 1391 views

If you are struggling to lose weight, there may be days when you forget why you are trying in the first place. Here are some reasons you might not have thought of:

To Run From Wild Animals

There may come a day when you are standing in your yard, watering your lawn, and a polar bear comes out of nowhere. If you were a few pounds lighter, you would be a little faster.

To Use Less Water in the Shower

If you lost a few pounds, you would save water and your water bill would decrease. You would also save time in the shower and time drying off. How valuable are time and money to you?

To Use Less Gas in your Car

The heavier you are, the more work your car’s engine has to do. Lose a few pounds and increase your car’s gas mileage.

To Decrease your Likelihood of Being Hit By a Meteor

The Earth will inevitably be hit by a meteor. The bigger you are, the bigger the target on your back is.

To Decrease Your Likelihood Of Being Eaten By Cannibals

If your airplane ever crash lands on a deserted island, your fellow passengers will eventually resort to cannibalism. They are going to eat the largest people first, because they have more meat and can’t run as fast (see Reason #1).

To Have Less Belly Button Lint

The bigger your belly is, the deeper your belly button will be, and the more belly button lint you will have. You may have enough in there to knit a sweater.

To Play Sports Better

Your performance in every sport would be improved if you lost a few pounds. You would run faster, move quicker, and jump higher.

To Get Drunk Quicker

The smaller you are, the less alcohol you would need to get drunk. You’ll save money on alcohol, and your date will become attractive much more quickly

To Fit In Seats More Comfortably

The smaller you are, the more comfortably you will fit into seats. Everywhere you go, the seats seem to be getting smaller -- on the subway, on the bus, in the movie theaters, and on airplanes.

To Live

Obesity-related diseases will make your life miserable and make you die earlier than you should. Life is already short. Why shorten it more by being overweight?

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*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. If you are pregnant, nursing, taking medication, or have a medical condition, consult your physician before using this product.

Disclaimer: The entire contents of this website are based upon the opinions of Dr. Mercola, unless otherwise noted. Individual articles are based upon the opinions of the respective author, who retains copyright as marked. The information on this website is not intended to replace a one-on-one relationship with a qualified health care professional and is not intended as medical advice. It is intended as a sharing of knowledge and information from the research and experience of Dr. Mercola and his community. Dr. Mercola encourages you to make your own health care decisions based upon your research and in partnership with a qualified health care professional.

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